UglyGerbil, amigurumi creator ( and sweet avatar styler), makes monsters.
Not just ANY monsters, mind you.
Freakin' SWEET monsters.
I just picked up a Cthulhu, made to my specs ( dark green, dark red eye, please), and He shall protect my booth at craft shows, eating the souls, and faces, of any evil shoplifters.
don't say you haven't been warned.