If I was a Featured Seller...

SurrenderDorothy thinks the Etsy Featured Seller questions need a bit of tweeking.

Why not!

Here goes.

Which 3 people would you have put in a frozen state forever if you could choose?
I'm going to assume this is for nefarious reason, as in i will never have to see them again.

• The dude on AOTS on G4
• 2 members of Etsy...I think they know who they are ;)
  

Paper of plastic as a condiment?

Paper. More Fiber.

Are you ever jealous of rabbits? Be honest.
No, I'd rather drive a car and hang out with cats than get hit by them and chased by them, respectively.

Which large jungle cat would you consent to have sex with?
um..Cougar

No, wait thats a "Mountain Cat"

Um.

I guess THE Jungle Cat then.


Do you approve of interspecies dating? why/ why not?
Only with Jungle Cats. I mean, look at 'em!

If you could be a major appliance for one day, which one would you be?
Dishwasher. So i can understand why it hates me so.

For here or to go?
To go, your floors are FILTHY!

and would you like fries with that?
Curly Fries?



Would you most be interested in a blog that features calculus problems in Serbo Croatian, tofu making in German, or wallpaper paste manufacturing statistics in Latin?

Tofu Making...Bring on the babelfish!


Did the Three stooges inspire you to become an artist?
No, but they inspire me in interacting with my fellow artists

Tell us about that.
I want to bash 'em with hammers and poke 'em in the eyes sometimes.

Do you have a favorite Stooge?
No.

Would you be interested in contributing $1.00 to the Presidential election campaign or would you get a bigger bang for your buck setting fire to it in this ashtray I have on my desk instead?
Fire Bad!

Which classical composer's music do you enjoy washing windows to?
You're supposed to wash them?

How about washing bathroom floors?
You're supposed to wash THOSE too!?!

Was there a difference between the two activities?
Not so much.

Scrabble quiz... make a word with these letters: N X Q Z B J N
(fail)

Do you think the Pope wears boxers or whiteies?
Commando

Do you ever dream about this?
Blogging? Sure.

Which kind of dog looks like your least favorite sibling?
Heavily Pierced and Tattooed Pit Bull

Why?
Cuz Lil' Bro's heavily pierced and tattooed, but a sweety pie.

Plaid or Polkadots for formal wear?
Plaid.



Would you eat a live goldfish for $100.00?
Yes.


Would you eat a live squid for $5000.00?
Yes, but not a giant one.

Tell us about your spice shelf. In detail.

• allspice
• ancho pepper
  
• basic
• coriander
• chipotle
• cardamom
• cinnamon
• cayenne pepper
• chives
• cloves
• fenugreek
• ginger
• garlic
• hibiscus
• juniper berries
• lemon grass
• lemon thyme
• lemon balm
• mint
  
• mustard
• nutmeg
• oregano
• paprika
• parsley
• peppermint
• rose hips
  
• saffron
  
• sage
• stevia
  
• vanilla bean
  
• wasabi

Do you swallow...... toothpaste?
No

Would you be willing to bowl naked while on crack on the Jerry Springer show if there were a 75% chance for world peace?
No

So your office worker's husband works for the mob and they is planning to abduct your boss tomorrow... that means you'll have the entire week of the Fourth of July off... Do you tell somebody or say "to Hell with it," let it go and enjoy the time off?
No way, don't F*ck with the MOB Man!


You work very hard. Do you most look like Mother Theresa, Laura Bush or Queen Elizabeth? Be honest here.
Mother Theresa

Are there currently any outstanding warrants out for your arrest in your state?
No

How about other states?
No.

Which Ben and Jerry's flavor inspires you as an artist?
Economic Crunch